Ok @CheerBear, here is my gift to you. Now I have to preface it by saying that I wanted to get something super unique that no-one else would think to give you. It took me a very long time to get it. I have spent weeks searching for a unicorn and then following it around oh-so-quietly. I guarantee that you are the only person in the whole wide world that has this super special thing. So...this is my not-birthday gift to you my awesome amazing wonderful not-friend. 
Hi @Catcakes, welcome to the party. 
@CheerBear is having a not-birthday because she does not want to disclose the date of her real birthday in Forum Land.
CheerBear is my not-friend. This is because I super like her and she seems to super like me, but because I have been so very badly hurt so many times by people, I'm never doing the friend thing ever again. When I told CheerBear this many months ago, she said, "that's ok, we can be not-friends." And so not-friends we are.
@CheerBear Good job me! See, there is a rumour that floats around that us Aspies lack social skills etc., but I just knew I couldn't go wrong getting you a unicorn turd. 
