It is 2.30am have to stop myself from going for a walk

[Former-Member]

Ok @greenpea. 

So this kid rocks up to school about 10 minutes late. No problem give him late pass, send him to class. 5 mins later another teacher walks in and says I just saw X(that can be the student) drive himself to school and park in the teachers car park. 

So off I go get X. Ask him if he drove to school, he said yes, asked him if his dad knew, he said his dad told him to drive himself to school. 

So ring father, father said yes I let X drive to school so he wouldn't be late. I say on the phone, do you realise it is against the law for him to drive, he is only 15!!!

So dad had to come up and pick up car and had to ring the police about it because of mandatory reporting!!!!

[Former-Member]

Ohh and dad knew it was illegal but didn't want him to be too late for school!!!!

[greenpea]

@Former-Member Hahahahaha! I don't know what to say!  Except are you sure you don't live near me ... sounds like a family that live down the road from me...

Thanks for the compliment re: name 🙂

Have you got any more? 

[Former-Member]

Ohh I got lots more. @greenpea Every time I think I have seen it all a student does something I haven't seen before.

Where I work, lots of my stories are about gang fights, drugs, SH, SI, CSA. It is a tough school to work in. Maybe it is near where you live, but I have a few more funny ones

[greenpea]

@Former-Member Oh my goodness! You might ... tell me some more please

[Former-Member]

Ok, so girl (she can be Y) @greenpea

rocks up to school with this tiny kitten. I'm like why the hell did you bring a kitten to school, it's not a pet shop.

so she says she brought it as a birthday present for her friend at school! I'm like that nice you thought of a present, but did you think of what your friend is going to do with it for the rest of the day!!!

so guess who babysat the bloody kitten, yep me! Birthday girl came and picked it up at end of day. But wait, does not end there!!

2 days later Y walks in with a kitten!! Again!! I'm like what? So turns out Birthday girl wasn't allowed to keep kitten, Y wasn't allowed to keep kitten so she brings it back to school. I'm like we are not the RSPCA, we don't take in strays!!! So in the end, a teacher that loves cats ended up taking it home but had to babysit the bloody cat again!!!

[Former-Member]

I wonder if anyone else is following along with these stories😀😀😀😀

[greenpea]

@Former-Member 0o0o0o0o0o ... that is sooooo sweet 🙂

and such a relief that the teacher took the kitten not the dopey girls... I was worried about the kitten as soon as the story started! I thought 'OMG! what is going to happen to the poor kitty kat!'.

You are obviously a very nice person 🙂

[Former-Member]

Thanks @greenpea but didn't have a choice. I was their year level coordinator so had to, and I don't like cats. Dogs yes, cats no!!

[greenpea]

@Former-Member I hope so. You are a very good story teller. Must be your teacher training 🙂

Nell, you and Zoe have saved me walking through the dark streets last night. Thank you.