@Phoenix_Rising I have employed myself as your Manager/Promoter/Tailor lol
Before I 'make' your jacket for you I have written your 'profile' piece...... 
How about this little turtle:
I am a disrespectful and offensive sea turtle. I don’t love anyone nor am I friends with anyone. I do not like it when love hearts are thrown at my head (but one specific little flutterby ‘gets away with it’ ocassionally).
I see the world in black and white and take literally what is written or said.
This also means that I write exactly what I think and believe that there is truth in honesty. Not everyone ‘gets this’ but you will always know exactly where you stand with this little turtle.
I understand that not everyone is able to ‘speak turtle’ but having a few people around that can does help at times with my Big feelings.
I do have a unique sense of humour which often leaves ‘people’ ROFL.
If something isn’t covered in Nutella and/or chocolate then it is just not worth eating.
I spend most of my days riding waves or in my underwater cave.
When I have BIG feeling I can often be found in CB’s pocket or deep in the inner sanctum of the underwater cave.
I feel safest when I know that someone is watching over the cave at night.
I am super grateful for this forum as I do not feel quite as alone here as I do IRL.
@Zoe7 Ooooh yes I think @CheerBear would super like a jacket.
I super like what you wrote about me. Hey baby moderators: @Former-Member @Former-Member @Former-Member @Former-Member @Former-Member, look how well @Zoe7 described me. This is me...and I'm ok. 
I am a disrespectful and offensive sea turtle. I don’t love anyone nor am I friends with anyone. I do not like it when love hearts are thrown at my head (but one specific little flutterby ‘gets away with it’ ocassionally).
I see the world in black and white and take literally what is written or said.
This also means that I write exactly what I think and believe that there is truth in honesty. Not everyone ‘gets this’ but you will always know exactly where you stand with this little turtle.
I understand that not everyone is able to ‘speak turtle’ but having a few people around that can does help at times with my Big feelings.
I do have a unique sense of humour which often leaves ‘people’ ROFL.
If something isn’t covered in Nutella and/or chocolate then it is just not worth eating.
I spend most of my days riding waves or in my underwater cave.
When I have BIG feelings I can often be found in CB’s pocket or deep in the inner sanctum of the underwater cave.
I feel safest when I know that someone is watching over the cave at night.
I am super grateful for this forum as I do not feel quite as alone here as I do IRL.
@Former-Member @Former-Member @Former-Member @Former-Member
@Zoe7 ooooh that is is exactly what I was imagining!!! Do you think I need a hat too? Maybe a matching yellow one with CG on it? Do you think I need pants? Or maybe a slightly longer jacket. My tail looks a little like it could be perceived as something other than a tail.
Hi @Pepsimax, It is super nice to see you out on the ocean today. I am about to jump out of Forum Land again for a little while now, but I am super glad we made you laugh. I hope they are treating you well at the respite place and that you are enjoying...er...respiting. 
I can do a hat @Phoenix_Rising I will do a few different styles and you can pick 
Ok - tail that doesn't look like a tail - got it 
I have to go to my appointment now - don't want to but especially important today that I do. I will work on making 'YOU' more 'acceptable' when I return home.
ps - Cheer Bear is nearly done also - just run out of time for now!