Oh @Former-Member if we start planning soon for your birthday next year it may become a world-wide event lol - completely anonymous of course 
I have now been off work for nearly 10 months - but it certainly doesn't seem that long. When I first started seeing the psychoatrist she 'suggested' that she couldn't see work being a consideration for at least 6 months (and I remember thinking that it couldn't possibly be that long) - and that was 3 months ago - and I am no closer just yet to even thinking about work. Yep - just trying to survive each day at present 